Aww that’s so-
Oh hey shes getting olde-
How dare you
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
AND THERE GOES MY FUCKING HEART YOU SADISTIC MOTHER FUCKER!
WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ARE A FRIGGEN MONSTER.
I thought this was going to be cute and happy and then… No!
When you have to pee but someone’s in the bathroom
When you feel crumbs under your blankets
When there’s nothing in the fridge
When everyone’s singing Happy Birthday to you
When you have to fart but there’s too many people
When there’s dirty dishes
The feeling after you eat Mcdonalds
When you step in water while wearing socks
When you’re home alone and you hear a noise